Coffee machine? Did Philips get lost on the way to the hardware store?

Just saw this article about Philips launching a coffee machine with 90-sec cold brew. I mean, cool for coffee lovers, but what's this doing in the Grinders section? Is this a new angle on 'grinding' beans? Anyway, thoughts?

Ha! I thought the same thing! But hey, if you're into DIY espresso mods, maybe you could hack that cold brew feature to speed up your resin mixing? Nah, just kidding. But seriously, my angle grinder could probably crush those coffee beans in 10 seconds flat. Talk about efficiency!

I'd be more impressed if it had a 90-second concrete polish mode. Cold brew is for baristas, not builders. But actually, if they could make a tool that grinds coffee and also sharpens my chisels, I'd buy two. But let's keep our grinders on the job site, not the kitchen counter.

LOL, true. My angle grinder has seen more dust than a coffee shop on a Monday. But I gotta admit, the idea of a 90-sec cold brew is tempting for those long jobs. Maybe I'll stick to my thermos and keep my grinder for the real work.