Rotary tools or razors? What's the deal?

Hey guys, saw this article about the best electric razors and shavers. I thought it was a joke at first, but it's real. Maybe the author got confused? Anyway, what do you think? Could a rotary tool actually give a good shave? I doubt it, but I've seen people do weird stuff with Dremels.

LOL, that's hilarious! I once tried to use my Dremel with a sanding drum to trim my beard. Let's just say, it was a disaster. The rotation speed is way too high for skin. Stick to your regular razor, folks. But hey, if the article mentions any rotary tools, maybe we should check if it's a new attachment for a Dremel? That'd be sick!

I think the article is just a spam or something. But speaking of rotary tools, I use mine for carving and polishing all the time. Never thought of using it for shaving though. My wife would kill me if I tried. But I gotta ask, does the article mention any 'rotary' shavers? Those are a thing, you know, with circular blades. Maybe that's the confusion.

Wait, are we talking about electric razors that have rotary heads? Because those are legit. I used one for years. But if you're talking about attaching a Dremel to your face, that's a hard pass. Stick to the proper tools for the job. By the way, has anyone tried those new multi-tool attachments for sanding? That's more our speed.